NOVEMBER 4th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Reader Submissions detect a hint of frustration: ]















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OCTOBER 21st, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

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SEPTEMBER 11th, 2013

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SEPTEMBER 7th, 2013

[ The City's biannual Giveaway Weekend runs today and tomorrow. ]

MAY 7th, 2013

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 ]

APRIL 22nd, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ If Reader Submissions didn't know better, they'd swear they detect a slight bit of backlash over the recent budget: ]
PST INCREASE FOR 'ROADS' / TOTALLY NOT BULLSHIT

WE SUCK AT BALANCING THE BUDGET / YOU DO IT

BALANCED BUDGET LEGISLATION ? / WE SAY, 'SUGGESTION'

$583 MIL DEFICIT / OOPS

YOUR DAUGHTER DIED AFTER HER DAY SURGERY / YEAH, UM, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

TAKE A TOUR OF WHAT'S NEW AND HIP IN WINNIPEG

WELL....UM....WE JUST GOT A MARSHALLS

ETERNAL / WINTER
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APRIL 12th, 2013

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APRIL 5th, 2013

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MARCH 25th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Reader Submissions knew they shouldn't have listened to that stupid groundhog: ]


SPRING'S COMING / CAN'T WEAR NICE SHOES FOR TWO MONTHS

GREAT PLACE TO LIVE / SAYS PEOPLE NOT LIVING HERE

HEY, BIG SPENDER! / SPEEEEEEEEND A LITTLE MONEY OF YOUR OWN

ZABUDSKY / FOR MAYOR

HEY GUYS, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHERE WE'RE OVER BUDGET... / SNOW-CLEARING!

I'M JUST GOING TO THE MALL / I NEED TO GET A JURY

BEGINNING OF SPRING / ALLEGEDLY
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MARCH 18th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Reader Submissions arrive in flurries and can pile up rather dramatically: ]
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS / FREAKOUT!

LOCAL NOSTALGIA IS ALWAYS BITTERSWEET / HEY REMEMBER ZELLERS?

GLACIER CLIMBING / ON RUPERT AVENUE

SIDEWALKS / DON'T EXIST

STRANGE, LIGHT, JOYOUS FEELING IN MY CHEST

NOT SURE IF PLAYOFF HOPES OR ARSON FUMES

IF YOU'RE READING THIS BLOG / TAKE THAT CIVIC RAGE AND TERNETTE INTO SOMETHING GREAT

GOLF / SHOES
[ Reader Submissions dig their heels in every Monday from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

MARCH 6th, 2013

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SEPTEMBER 8th, 2012

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AUGUST 20th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

MLCC / EVERY DAY
[ Reader Submissions can vary wildly in word count: ]
A HOLLISTER T-SHIRT IS ACCEPTABLE FOR ANY SOCIAL FUNCTION

EXCEPT FOR SOME WEDDINGS AND FUNERALS

PURSE SEARCHED IN POURING RAIN **AND** SUBJECT OF

GORDON SINCLAIR JR. COLUMN / THAT'S ONE BAD WEEK

GET MUGGED AT KNIFE POINT / FOR YOUR KNIFE

LOCAL GANG SPLITS INTO VIOLENT FACTIONS, GANG WAR IMMINENT

LEARN ABOUT IT WHEN COMING UP WITH MATERIAL FOR WINNIPEG CAT CAPTION

THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S NOT A METEOR / BECAUSE NOTHING COOL HAPPENS HERE, EVER
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FOLKLORAMA / 'CHRIST, MY CULTURE SUCKS'

JUNE 22nd, 2012

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