Winnipeg Cat: 07/03/2011

Saturday

JULY 9th, 2011

HIDE FROM THE COPS BY CLIMBING A TREE / MAYBE THEY... MAYBE THEY WON'T LOOK UP

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

Friday

JULY 8th, 2011

FOLKS DON'T NORMALLY ROOT FOR WINNIPEG / BUT IF THE OPPOSITION IS CONVERGYS, WELL...

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Thursday

JULY 7th, 2011

TEENAGE SWEETHEARTS WALKING IN THE PARK? / ONLY STAB ONE; IT'D BE RUDE TO STAB BOTH

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

Wednesday

JULY 6th, 2011

CORPORATE EXPANSION MUST BE PREVENTED / UNLESS IT AGREES TO PLANT TWELVE TREES

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Tuesday

JULY 5th, 2011

TWELFTH CONSECUTIVE SLURPEE CAPITAL TITLE / OTHER CITIES WILL BE JEALOUS ANY TIME NOW

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Monday

JULY 4th, 2011

IF YOUR SON IS THE PRESIDENT OF A GANG / IT'S PROBABLY TIME HE GOT HIS OWN PLACE

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

JULY 4th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

DRUG DEALERS, ALCOHOLICS, POTHEADS, METH ADDICTS, RAPISTS,
[ Reader Submissions forge onward through the summer: ]
MURDERERS, LOOTERS, CAR THIEVES, BIKER GANGS, PEDOPHILES,

OVER 40 DEGREES / CHUG SUGAR WATER

MAIL STRIKE OVER / PIZZA HOTLINE FLYER!!!

DRESS LIKE HIPSTER / CURSE LIKE SAILOR

DOLLARAMA TAKES DEBIT CARDS / INSUFFICIENT FUNDS

COP CATCHES YOU SMOKING POT / HE COULD GIVE LESS THAN A SHIT
DRUG DEALERS, ALCOHOLICS, POTHEADS, METH ADDICTS, RAPISTS, MURDERERS, LOOTERS, CAR THIEVES, BIKER GANGS, PEDOPHILES, SCHIZOPHRENICS, TRANSVESTITE HOOKERS, WELFARE PONIES / MULTICULTURAL SOCIETY

DRUG DEALERS, ALCOHOLICS, POTHEADS, METH ADDICTS, RAPISTS, MURDERERS, LOOTERS, CAR THIEVES, BIKER GANGS, PEDOPHILES, SCHIZOPHRENICS, TRANSVESTITE HOOKERS, WELFARE PONIES / MULTICULTURAL SOCIETY

SCHIZOPHRENICS, TRANSVESTITE HOOKERS, WELFARE PONIES / MULTICULTURAL SOCIETY

DAY AT THE EX? / GET STABBED
[ Reader Submissions migrate every Monday from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

Sunday

JULY 3rd, 2011

A NICE LONG WEEKEND FORT GARRY MORNING / COMMENCE ELABORATE GUNFIRE ACTION SEQUENCE

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

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