Winnipeg Cat: 11/03/2013

Saturday

WINNIPEG TURNED 140 YEARS OLD YESTERDAY / THE CITY CELEBRATED IT WITH, UH... NOTHING

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LUCKY FOR US THAT CRIME'S DECREASING; / A 911 CALL'S ROUGHLY A 75-MINUTE WAIT

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4(!!). ]

IF MEETING A WOMAN FOR THE FIRST TIME / DON'T LICK HER EAR, WHAT THE FUCK, JESUS

[ Citation (mirror). SERIOUSLY THOUGH ]

CMHR SET TO OFFICIALLY OPEN SEPT. 20th, 2014 / DON'T WORRY, THERE'S NO WAY THEY'D DELAY IT

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THE ROYAL ALBERT IS 100 YEARS OLD / AND EMPTY

[ Citation. Happy, uh -- Happy Birthday? ]

SATURDAY EVENING NORTH END BRAWLING / NOT ADVISED

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PLOWING A CAR INTO A COMMUNITY CENTRE / DOESN'T REALLY HELP YOU EVADE THE POLICE

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