FEBRUARY 19th, 2011

STABBED IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD / FOR BEER
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

FEBRUARY 18th, 2011

SOMEONE LIT THE WARMING HUT ON FIRE

IT TURNS OUT THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]

FEBRUARY 17th, 2011

DRIVING IN THE NORTH END IS PERFECTLY SAFE

YOU ONLY GET ROBBED IF YOU STOP AT THE LIGHTS
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

FEBRUARY 16th, 2011

OFFICERS ARE REMINDING PEOPLE

TO STAY OFF TRAIN TRACKS AT ALL TIMES
[ Citation. Related: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Also related: 8, 9. An Actual Quote. ]

FEBRUARY 15th, 2011

HE'S HOLDING A LIT CIGARETTE!

IT'S A WEAPON! POLICE TEAM, GO!
[ Citation. ]

FEBRUARY 14th, 2011

THE FASTEST WAY TO A WINNIPEGGER'S HEART

IS THROUGH HALF-PRICE CHOCOLATE TOMORROW
[ Happy Valentine's Day, if you're into that sort of thing. ]

FEBRUARY 14th, PART II -- Seven Decidedly Unflattering Submissions

[ Dedicated to equal coverage of opposing viewpoints in the name of greater public discourse and understanding, here are seven critical but fair evaluations of the website as expressed through Reader Submissions: ]
YOU WANT TO SAY / IS SO CLEVER YOU READ THEM ALL

A SERIES / OF ANUSES

PUTTING A PICTURE OF A CAT BEHIND WHATEVER PHRASE

PLEASE STOP. / SERIOUSLY.

I HATE YOU / BOO

HAVE YOU READ ''GO TO X PARTY: GET STABBED'' CAPTION?

NOT A NAZI / JUST ACT LIKE

WORST / MEME EVER
[ Reader Submissions for the Worst Meme Ever appear every Monday via the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

FEBRUARY 13th, 2011

HOW DO WE EVEN FIX THIS CITY?

HOPEFULLY THE SMART PEOPLE KNOW
[ The Uniter and CKUW present the discussion panel "Winnipeg: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" -- featuring Christopher Leo, Brian F. Kelcey and Robert Galston -- tonight from 7:00 to 9:00 PM at the Mondragón Cafe and Bookstore. ]