OCTOBER 23rd, 2010

CHEAP BOOKS / ARE AWESOME
[ The Friends of the Winnipeg Public Library hold their sixth annual Book Sale (PDF) today from 10:00 AM to 4:00 PM, and tomorrow from 12:00 PM to 3:00 PM, in the gymnasium of Grant Park High School. ]

OCTOBER 22nd, 2010

VIDEO FOOTAGE OF TRAFFIC CIRCLES / FASCINATING
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

OCTOBER 21st, 2010

GILL AND GROSS HAVE TWO PER CENT SUPPORT / COMBINED
[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

OCTOBER 20th, 2010

[ 41:55 into this stream, an Actual Quote, for real: ]
NOT ALL CHILDREN ARE MEANT / TO GRADUATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL

OCTOBER 19th, 2010

LET US PERHAPS SETTLE OUR DISAGREEMENTS

WITH A SEVEN-PERSON BARE-KNUCKLE BRAWL
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

OCTOBER 18th, 2010

JUDY WUFFALUFFAGUS / IS A SINISTER HOMUNCULUS
[ Citation. ]

OCTOBER 18th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ People should not lose their Reader Submissions when there are other avenues to consider first: ]


WINNIPEG / IS COLDER THAN MOSCOW

GET DRUNK / PROCEED TO GIANT TIGER

COCAINE / IS A HELL OF A DRUG

EAT CORN / BE HAPPY

THE YELLOW STRIP / YOU PUSH AND THE DOOR OPENS, IT'S REALLY NOT THAT HARD

STAND IN FRONT OF GANG HOUSE / GET SHOT

WE'RE BETTER / THAN OUR RECORD
[ We don't have any private detectives working for us, I can tell you that, but Reader Submissions are being imported from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

OCTOBER 17th, 2010

WINNIPEG STILL HAS NO PRIVATE WATERPARK / GUESS WE'RE STUCK ROBBING PUBLIC POOLS
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]