[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. The City cites the success of the Calgary model as its ideal, but also wants to charge two-thirds more than Calgary does, because, well, screw you, that's why. ]
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[ Reader Submissions often take a top-down view: ]
THANK GOD / THE REVOLVING RESTAURANT MIGHT START SERVING ACTUAL FOOD
DRUNK DRIVING IS DOWN... / ...TOWN, MOSTLY, BECAUSE I NEVER SEE ANY CHECKSTOPS THERE
YOU'RE PICKETING PORTAGE AND ST. CHARLES? / SAY HI TO EVERYONE'S GRANDMA FOR ME
POLICE ARREST POPPY BOX THIEVES / IN JANUARY
HU'S IS CLOSING, WHERE WILL MAYOR KATZ HAVE ALL HIS IMPORTANT DINNERS?
OH, RIGHT, IN ARIZONA
18 PEOPLE HAVE LEFT THE CMHR IN 9 MONTHS / BETTER ADD SOME HAPPIER EXHIBITS!
WINNIPEG FROM SPACE / LOOKS LIKE A BROKEN MIRROR WITH SHOELACES ON IT
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