[ Reader Submissions don't know where the month has gone so far and refuse to believe it's half over: ]
''FOLKLORAMA LLAMA'' / SAY THAT FIVE TIMES FAST!
PLANS FOR MASS RAPID TRANSIT / ONLY A DISTANT MEMORY AT THIS POINT
KNOW WHAT'S FUN? / LAUGHING AT THE ROUGHRIDERS
BURN / IT ALL
FREE PRESS CAFE RATED 4 STARS / BY THE FREE PRESS
WEATHER'S GREAT, NO MOSQUITOES, JETS ARE BACK,
BOMBERS ARE IN FIRST PLACE / ...IS THIS SOME SORT OF PRACTICAL JOKE?
IT RAINED / SHIT, WE'RE SCREWED
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