DECEMBER 25th, 2010

PEACE ON EARTH AND GOODWILL TO MEN / EXCEPT FOR REGINA. REGINA CAN SUCK IT

DECEMBER 24th, 2010

OUR PUBLIC SAFETY BUILDING / CAUGHT FIRE
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DECEMBER 23rd, 2010

WE STAB MORE PEOPLE BEFORE 9:00 A.M. / THAN MOST CITIES STAB ALL DAY
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DECEMBER 22nd, 2010

MICE GET INTO YOUR CAR? / WRITEOFF
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DECEMBER 21st, 2010

THE FIRST FIRE IN THAT HOUSE WAS ARSON / BUT THAT SECOND FIRE, MAN, WE HAVE NO IDEA
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DECEMBER 20th, 2010

SOMEONE ALREADY STOLE ALL THE OPIATES / SWITCH TO ROBBING FAST-FOOD JOINTS
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DECEMBER 20th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Settle your brains for a long winter's Reader Submissions: ]


WE HEAT OUR HOUSES / WITH OUR OWN ANGER

COUNCIL THINKS STADIUM IS A GREAT DEAL / I'VE GOT A '77 FORD PINTO FOR THEM

OUR HOCKEY TEAMS HAVE HAD CHEERLEADERS FOR 25 YEARS / THEY'RE CALLED "DANCING GABE"

MANITOBA / WELFARE KEEPS US AFLOAT

STADIUM! STADIUM! / OUR DIGNITY (AND TAX DOLLARS) FOR A STADIUM!

GO TO CHRISTMAS DINNER / LISTEN TO UNCLE COMPLAIN ABOUT SOMETHING THAT THE PAWLEY GOVERNMENT DID

MY NAME IS / MAUD
[ With Reader Submissions so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

DECEMBER 19th, 2010

IMPRESS YOUR GUESTS AT YOUR NEXT FUNCTION / PUT OUT YOUR FINEST GLASSES FROM DOMO
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