Saturday

DECEMBER 26th, 2009


FIVE HOURS IN LINE / TEN BUCKS OFF A BLENDER

Friday

DECEMBER 25th, 2009


MERRY CHRISTMAS / NO NOT UKRAINIAN CHRISTMAS REAL CHRISTMAS

Thursday

DECEMBER 24th, 2009


VODKA / AND PIC-A-POP

Wednesday

DECEMBER 23rd, 2009


SAVE UP PENNIES / BUY CANWEST STOCK

Tuesday

DECEMBER 22nd, 2009


SHOP FOR GIFTS AT TOAD HALL / BUY EVERYTHING FOR YOURSELF INSTEAD

Monday

DECEMBER 21st, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ From the Meme Generator: ]


TOO FAT / TO KNOW YOU'RE PREGNANT

GO TO COUNCIL MEETING / SPILL SOME FORM OF PETROLEUM

WHY ARE WE HERE / THERE'S NOTHING TO DO

WE HAVE TWO ALBINO BISON / BEAT THAT

WE CAN'T STOP HERE / THIS IS NORTH MAIN COUNTRY

ATLEAST AT LEAST WE'VE GOT / A USED OIL REFINERY

HOME OF / TOILET BABY
[ Seven favourites from the submissions pool, every Monday.
Watch for yours! They're submitted anonymously, but brag about them regardless. ]

DECEMBER 21st, 2009


CHRISTMAS ON FRIDAY / TIME TO START SHOPPING

Sunday

DECEMBER 20th, 2009


CLAP ABOVE YOUR HEAD / LIKE YOU'RE ON KIDSTREET