MAY 15th, 2010

GARAGE SALES ARE TOO HOITY-TOITY

JUST DUMP STUFF ON THE LAWN
[ Winnipeg's second Giveaway Weekend runs through today and tomorrow. ]

MAY 14th, 2010

THINGS YOU CAN BUY FOR A DOLLAR:

TISSUES, GUM, DOWNTOWN PROPERTY
[ Citation. ]

MAY 13th, 2010

SCOTT OAKE / SHOULD HAVE PUNCHED BETTMAN IN THE HEAD
[ Citation. ]

MAY 12th, 2010

MAY TWELFTH IS MANITOBA DAY / BUT STILL A WORKDAY SO WHO CARES
[ The Manitoba Act, which created the province of Manitoba and incorporated it into Confederation, earned Royal Assent on May 12th, 1870. Happy Manitoba Day. ]

MAY 11th, 2010

ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS CONVINCE ARIZONA

THAT THE COYOTES ARE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

MAY 10th, 2010

ARMED ROBBERY IS A TERRIBLE CRI-- / WAIT, A PAYDAY LOAN PLACE? NEVER MIND
[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

MAY 10th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Seven special sentiments from the Meme Generator: ]


VIOLENCE AND CRIME / IT'S AN EPIDEMIC HERE

DEMAND AN NHL TEAM / ONLY GO TO FIRST GAME

APRIL SHOWERS / BRING MAY BLIZZARDS

THE BRICK IS HAVING A SALE / HOLY SHIT

LIVE IN WINNIPEG / HAVE YOUR BIKE STOLEN EVERY SECOND YEAR

BUNNIES. / EVERYWHERE.

I FOUGHT THE LAW AND... / I GOT TASERED
[ Reader Submissions each and every Monday, courtesy of the Meme Generator. Let your fingers do the talking! ]

MAY 9th, 2010

STEAL CAR, HIT COP, ESCAPE UNTASERED / BRILLIANT
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]