DECEMBER 11th, 2010

YOUR DRINKING AND DRIVING IS A PROBLEM / MY DRINKING AND DRIVING IS A TALENT
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

DECEMBER 10th, 2010

[ Not counting the crossposts of the concept's original batches, today marks the first anniversary of the site's daily content. Happy Birthday, Winnipeg Cat! ]
CELEBRATING ONE FULL YEAR OF DAILY UPDATES / (AND AN AVERAGE OF FIVE LAUGHS PER YEAR || BY READING THE WHOLE ARCHIVE PISS DRUNK || AND ROUGHLY 364 DAYS SINCE THE GAG GOT OLD || THE WINNIPEG WAY: BY RESENTING SUCCESS || IS THE CAT TALKING? IS THAT THE JOKE? || AND HERE'S TO ANOTHER YEA--HEY, COME BACK)

DECEMBER 9th, 2010

LOCAL WORKER STRIKE THREATENS BEER SUPP-- / OH, FOR MOOSEHEAD? PFFT, NEVER MIND, THEN
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

DECEMBER 8th, 2010

POLICE MAY OR MAY NOT TASTE LIKE CHICKEN / GUESS THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

DECEMBER 7th, 2010

MASS PUBLIC SNARK ABOUT THE HELICOPTER

AWAITS ALL NEW CRIME STORIES HENCE
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]

DECEMBER 6th, 2010

HAMMERED IN A WALMART AT 5:00 A.M. / TRYING TO HAGGLE THE PRICE ON SNOW SPRAY
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DECEMBER 6th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Not known for its festive spirit, this is a little segment we like to call "Reader Submissions": ]


NOT HANDING OUT ENOUGH TICKETS / DRESS LIKE BUMS

IT'S NOT COLD / UNLESS I GET FROSTBITE

PAY $600 FOR U OF M PARKING SPOT / WALK 20 MINUTES ANYWAY

FULL STOPS / ARE FOR SUCKERS

GOTTA TAKE A DRIVE TO PICK UP WEED? / TAKE SHOTS OF 45% CROWN ROYAL!

BOXING DAY STORE HOURS / WILL TEAR US APART

2010 / WTF WHERE DID IT GO
[ Reader Submissions feature here each Monday, delivered as always through the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

DECEMBER 5th, 2010

MANITOBA HOMECOMING 2010 / ISN'T PANNING OUT THE WAY THEY'D HOPED
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, also 4 ]