JANUARY 16th, 2010

HOST LEADER OF FEDERAL LIBERALS / DRAW CROWD OF TWO HUNDRED
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JANUARY 15th, 2010

CHARLESWOOD / SUBURB BEAUTIFUL

JANUARY 14th, 2010

EASY SOLUTION TO ANY PROBLEM / BEAT IT WITH A SHOVEL

JANUARY 13th, 2010

PETER NYGÅRD NYGARD SUES ENTIRE UNIVERSE / FILM AT ELEVEN

JANUARY 12th, 2010

CALL AN AMBULANCE / THEN STEAL IT
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JANUARY 11th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

THE OLYMPIC TORCH IS PASSING THROUGH
[ From the Meme Generator: ]
DROP YOUR 4 MONTH OLD SON ON PURPOSE

THEN CLAIM YOU DIDN'T MEAN IT

JANUARY FIRST / NEW BUS TRANSFER COLOUR!

COMPLAIN ABOUT THE TRAFFIC IT'S CAUSING

SIMPSONS MENTIONED US / FRONT PAGE NEWS

GET A FREE BUS RIDE HOME ON NEW YEAR'S EVE

OUT ON BAIL / GO STAB SOMEONE ELSE

HOLY SHIT / IT'S COLD OUT!
[ A new group of seven every Monday; try one today! ]
GET KICKED OFF THE BUS FOR PASSING OUT DRUNK

JANUARY 11th, 2010

SHOW UP DRUNK / AT YOUR DRUNK-DRIVING TRIAL
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JANUARY 10th, 2010

CHICAGO / OF THE NORTH