JULY 30th, 2011

[ Citation. The Folklorama Kick-Off runs from 4:00 to 10:00 PM tonight on the Scotiabank Stage at The Forks; the festival itself begins tomorrow. ]

JULY 29th, 2011

[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

JULY 28th, 2011

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 ]

JULY 27th, 2011

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

JULY 26th, 2011

[ Citation. Related: 1, 2, 3. An Actual Quote. Don't drink the water. ]

JULY 25th, 2011

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

JULY 25th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ The Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator seems to have wiped its archives in a redesign -- again -- but here are some Reader Submissions all the same: ]
YOU EITHER HAVE CATS / OR COCKROACHES

HIGH CHANCE OF BEING STABBED / DRUG DEALERS ARE NICER THOUGH

HAVE CONVERSATION / SOMEHOW YOU GET TO TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER

EAT / PEROGIES

ANGRY ABOUT PEOPLE ON PHONES WHILE DRIVING

TEXT FRIEND FROM BEHIND THE WHEEL TO TELL THEM

AFTER I RETIRE / I'M GOING TO START A CARPET CLEANING BUSINESS

AFTER 15 YEARS / FINALLY A REASON TO READ THE SUN AGAIN
[ Reader Submissions arrive every Monday from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator, hopefully. ]

JULY 24th, 2011

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4; not to be confused with this. ]