Saturday

JUNE 26th, 2010

SURPRISING NEWS OUT OF WINNIPEG TODAY

"NOT IN MY BACKYARD" ACTUALLY FAILED TO WORK
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ]

Friday

JUNE 25th, 2010

BADMOUTHING THE DEAD WIFE OF A POLICE OFFICER

TURNS OUT TO BE AS BAD AN IDEA AS YOU'D EXPECT
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Thursday

JUNE 24th, 2010


BEAVERS ARE INVADING TRANSCONA / KILL THEM ALL
[ Citation. ]

Wednesday

JUNE 23rd, 2010

WINNIPEG TEENAGE LOVE-TRIANGLE STABBING

ADD SOME VAMPIRES AND, BAM, BEST-SELLING NOVEL
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Tuesday

JUNE 22nd, 2010


"CALL BEFORE YOU DIG" CAN SUCK IT / LET'S JUST RUIN EVERYTHING INSTEAD
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

Monday

JUNE 21st, 2010


TRY TO MAKE IT THROUGH THE DAY / WITHOUT BEING A HUMONGOUS RACIST
[ Today is National Aboriginal Day. ]

JUNE 21st, PART II -- Seven Friendly Neighbourhood Submissions

IT IS HORRIBLE TO PONDER THE MEANING OF IT ALL
[ Enjoy a virtual tour of the city's notable neighbourhoods with this specially themed selection from the Meme Generator: ]
BUY HOME IN THE WEST END / IMMEDIATELY REGRET PURCHASE

LIVE IN CHARLESWOOD / RESENT EVERYWHERE ELSE

OSBORNE VILLAGE / WHERE HIPSTERS AND PAN-HANDLERS CO-EXIST

WOLSELEY / HIPPIES

TRANSCONA / WITH SO MANY GARBAGE SALES AND PINK FLAMINGOES

NEIGHBOUR STEALS BIKES, DEALS DRUGS, GOES THROUGH GARBAGE

BUILD ENTIRELY NEW CITY / AROUND IKEA

AND HAS BULLET HOLES IN WINDOW.
[ Reader Submissions are the name of the game every Monday, a game played via the handy-dandy Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. See for yourself! ]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T FEEL SAFE LIVING DOWNTOWN?

Sunday

JUNE 20th, 2010


DRIVE BY THE OLD WET 'N' WILD / SUDDENLY REALIZE HOW OLD YOU ARE
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