[ Reader Submissions have their mind on their money and their money on their mind: ]
COUNT DOWN THE DAYS / UNTIL WAL-MART IS OPEN 24 HOURS
THINGS THAT NEED PERMITS THAT WINNIPEGGERS HAVE NO INTEREST IN GETTING: / GUNS, BIOFUELS
HOLY SHIT, BOYS / TURNS OUT I HAVE TO PAY FOR ALL THOSE VOTES I BOUGHT
SNOT FROZEN / IT'S MANITOBA TIME
HAVE YOU ACCEPTED IKEA / AS YOUR PERSONAL LORD AND SAVIOUR?!??
ALREADY COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN / ABOUT FIREHALL SCANDAL
GIVE LIKE SANTA / STAB LIKE WINNIPEG [ Reader Submissions crunch the numbers every Monday from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]