[ Reader Submissions try to keep their expectations modest: ]
TARGET PRICES ARE HIGHER HERE LIKE EVERY OTHER U.S. STORE? / OUTRAGE!
FUCK YOUR PESSIMISM / IF IT'S CLEANER THAN WAL-MART
AND LESS SHITTY THAN ZELLERS I'M STOKED AS FUCK
WE HAVE A / PROVINCIAL SOIL?
BUY LOCAL / DRINK COKE!
DANCE OF THE SHIT BOX HALF-TONS / AKA GIVEAWAY WEEKEND
JOCKEY CLUB! / I DON'T KNOW THE RAMIFICATIONS OF THAT RULING BUT FUCK THE NDP
DONE WITH YOUR SNAKE? / TOSS IT [ Reader Submissions appear every Monday via the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]