APRIL 17th, 2010

NOTHING SAYS "SELF-RESPECT" / LIKE DRINKING LAKESHORE CREEK

APRIL 16th, 2010

IF YOU DON'T KNOW JUST WHAT IT IS

DON'T PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH
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APRIL 15th, 2010

AREA CODES / HOLY SHIT
[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

APRIL 14th, 2010

I ASKED MY MOTHER 'BOUT THE BAD OLD DAYS

SHE SAID, SON, THESE ARE THE BAD OLD DAYS
[ Grady plays the Pyramid Cabaret tonight. ]

APRIL 13th, 2010

NINE-YEAR-OLDS / WITH KNIVES
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APRIL 12th, 2010

CAR ACCIDENTS NORTH, EAST, AND WEST

PLUS OUR SOUTH IS ON FIRE
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

APRIL 12th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ The Meme Generator apparently dropped a bunch of recent submissions, like a jerk, but here is a batch for the week regardless: ]
PARTY IN A BUSH / PASS OUT IN A DITCH

DOLLARAMA ITEMS MORE THAN THEN [sic] $1 / ABANDON ALL HOPE

HELL'S ANGELS MET IN BOSTON PIZZA? / JESUS CHRIST

CAR CRASH KILLS MALE IN POLICE CHASE AT FIVE AM.

CAUSE? / FEMALE DRIVER

"MTS ICEPLEX" / JESUS CHRIST

THE ASSASSINATION OF JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD

PANAMA CANAL / FUCK
[ Seven new Reader Submissions each and every Monday, courtesy of the Meme Generator. Give it a spin! It's free, you know. ]
WAS SHOT IN PART HERE / IT SUCKED

APRIL 11th, 2010

TRANSCONA / IS A SYNONYM FOR "CLASSY"