DECEMBER 31st, 2011

[ The fireworks at the Forks are at 10:00 tonight. ]

DECEMBER 30th, 2011

[ Citation. ]

DECEMBER 29th, 2011

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 (PDF), 4, 5, 6. And the one guy in the office who can write in French is probably on vacation. ]

DECEMBER 28th, 2011

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

DECEMBER 27th, 2011

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Though it would later be established that the other guy had a knife, so, yeah. Winnipeg. ]

DECEMBER 26th, 2011

[ Happy Boxing Day! ]

DECEMBER 26th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Reader Submissions instinctively form themselves into lines around this time of year: ]


BURN BEATER CAR AND SELF / WINNIPEG TWO-FER

HARVEY'S FOR LUNCH / IT'S A BIG DEAL

UNOCCUPY / OCCUPY

BRING BACK / THE TROUGH!

GETTING UP WITH THE SUN / HAS BECOME LESS IMPRESSIVE

FIGHT TO SAVE VI-ANN! / EAT THERE?! HELL NO!

JEAN JACKETS / ARE FORMAL WEAR
[ Reader Submissions are priced to clear every Monday from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

DECEMBER 25th, 2011

[ Merry Christmas! ]