[ Should Reader Submissions be forgot and never brought to--wow, this year wasn't very good: ]
WINNIPEGGERS: MAYOR HAD A TERRIBLE YEAR / MAYOR: WINNIPEGGERS ARE ECSTATIC
WE'VE GOT A BIG, YEAR-END INTERVIEW WITH THE PREMIER
LET'S LEAD THE ARTICLE WITH JETS TALK! YAY, JETS!
POLL SAYS TORIES MORE POPULAR THAN NDP, WOULD STILL LOSE ELECTION / SOUNDS FAMILIAR
VISIT THE MUSEUM / FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OVER TEN YEARS
AIRPORT FEE GOES UP $5 / SPEND $35 ON GAS TO USE GRAND FORKS INSTEAD
SELL HYDRO TO AMERICANS / SOLVE ALL BUDGET PROBLEMS FOREVER
WAITS 16 YEARS FOR THE JETS TO RETURN / LOCKOUT [ Reader Submissions appear every Monday, mostly-drunken sort-of-holiday or not, via the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]