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TOILET'S BROKEN / USE SINK LIGHT SHOWERS / ALL TRAFFIC LIGHTS FAIL ''INVESTORS GROUP STADIUM'' / DOESN'T REALLY ROLL OFF THE TONGUE DOES IT? HIGH BEAMS / IN THE CITY NEW REVENUE GENERATION FOR CITY: / TURN CITY HALL INTO A DISCO AT NIGHT EVANDER KANE PAID HIS BAR TAB? / KIDDING! APRIL FOOLS! NICE WEATHER / WE'RE HAVING [ Reader Submissions are compiled every Monday from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator, with the occasional exception. ]