Winnipeg Cat: 08/25/2013

Saturday

THE CHANCE / I'LL TAKE

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YES, IT'S A VERY CUTE ALLIGATOR, / AND NO, IT CAN'T LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE

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AHH, A COOL GLASS OF WATER'LL HIT THE SP-- / HOLY FUCK TURN IT OFF OH JESUS GOD BLEUGH

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THE BUSIEST WAITING ROOM IN THE PROVINCE / BUT NO, NO MOTION FOR SIX STRAIGHT MINUTES

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WHEN WE SAID WE'D REOPEN IT IN AUGUST / OBVIOUSLY WE MEANT WEEK TWO SEPTEMBER

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TAKE A STROLL ALONG A CITY POND / FIND A BODY

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ENJOYING A PARK AFTER 10:00 PM? / $272.75 FINE

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