MAY 8th, 2010

ATTACK POLICE, GET TASERED / DUMBASS
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

MAY 7th, 2010

"SEXUAL ASSAULT" IS SUCH AN UGLY TERM

WE PREFER THE PHRASE "CULTURAL DIFFERENCE"
[ Citation. ]

MAY 6th, 2010

DRUNK AT NINE IN THE MORNING

DRIVE YOUR KIDS TO SCHOOL ANYWAY
[ Citation. ]

MAY 5th, 2010

STILL TWO MORE MONTHS / BEFORE THE NEXT GST CHEQUE
[ Citation. ]

MAY 4th, 2010

RUN A NICE LITTLE CONVENIENCE STORE

UNTIL SOME CHILDREN STAB YOU IN THE NECK
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

MAY 3rd, 2010

PLANT APRIL FLOWERS

WATCH THEM DIE IN THE INEVITABLE MAY FROST

MAY 3rd, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ A warm cup of local sarcasm on a chilly day, enjoy seven submissions from the Meme Generator: ]


STAB RANDOM PEOPLE / BLAME SOCIETY

BATH & BODY WORKS OPENS / WE'RE CATCHING UP TO GRAND FORKS!

GO OUT OF YOUR WAY / TO NOT RECYCLE

DAYS ARE GETTING LONGER / ACT SURPRISED

3RD LARGEST CITY IN CANADA / ...90 YEARS AGO

9TH BEST CITY TO LIVE IN CANADA / GET STABBED

DO SOMETHING IMPORTANT / QUICK MOVE AWAY
[ Enjoy a batch of seven Reader Submissions every Monday, selected from the Meme Generator archives. ]

MAY 2nd, 2010

IF THE BRIDGE DRIVE-IN GOES BANKRUPT / WE RIOT
[ Construction on the Jubilee Overpass begins today and runs through to the middle of September. Good luck. ]