MAY 22nd, 2010

DRINK HEAVILY / BE NERDY
[ Keycon 27 runs this weekend at the Radisson Hotel. ]

MAY 21st, 2010

THE QUEEN'S COMING TO TOWN / WEAR YOUR GOOD JEANS
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

MAY 20th, 2010

SIGN THIRTY-YEAR DEAL WITHOUT READING DETAILS

WONDER ALOUD WHY NOBODY HAS FAITH IN YOU
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

MAY 19th, 2010

SEATBELTS / ARE FOR SQUARES
[ Citation. ]

MAY 18th, 2010

THE CHIEF CAN AFFORD A GUN / BUT EVERYONE ELSE HAS TO USE BOARDS
[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

MAY 17th, 2010

HOME IS NO PLACE FOR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE

KNIFE YOUR LOVED ONES ON PORTAGE AVENUE
[ Citation. ]

MAY 17th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Once again, enjoy a crop of submissions from the Meme Generator: ]


GET KICKED OUT OF PARTY / THROW BOTTLES AT WINDOW

POLICE SHOOT SUSPECT / PUBLIC CHEERS

"HE DIED THE WAY HE LIVED" / ...STEALING SHIT

SLURPEE MELTED? / DRINK IT ANYWAY

MAY LONG WEEKEND / BIRDS HILL CAMPING

GO TO LAN PARTY / FOR A CONCERT

WINNIPEG / WE HAVE A BASEBALL TEAM?
[ Seven Reader Submissions, each Monday, via the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

MAY 16th, 2010

I GET STRESSED AND FRUSTRATED / AND I GIVE UP
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]