APRIL 6th, 2013

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APRIL 5th, 2013

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APRIL 4th, 2013

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APRIL 3rd, 2013

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APRIL 2nd, 2013

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APRIL 1st, 2013

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APRIL 1st, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Reader Submissions care neither for eggs nor for foolishness: ]


WELCOME TO TODAY'S NEWS CONFERENCE / WOULD...WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP DRUMMING?

$1.3 MILLION IN BACKPACK / WHERE'S THE MONEY, LEBOWSKI?

WHO'S THAT RESTAURANT? / IT'S ARKADASH!!!

THIRD / SEED

WOULD YOU LIKE A ROAD / TO GO WITH YOUR POTHOLES?

PAINT LINES ON THE ROAD? / HELL NO

+1C / TIME FOR SANDALS
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MARCH 31st, 2013

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