NOVEMBER 20th, 2010

EVEN IN DEATH AND POSTMORTEM / CROCUS MANAGES TO LOOK SUPER SHADY
[ Citation. ]

NOVEMBER 19th, 2010

LET'S INTRODUCE NEW CAR THEFT LAWS / THAT DON'T APPLY TO ACTUAL CAR THIEVES
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

NOVEMBER 18th, 2010

ALL OF THE INDICATORS ARE INDICATING / WE COULD BE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE
[ Citation; an Actual Quote. ]

NOVEMBER 17th, 2010

YOUR EXTRA NICKEL PER BUS RIDE IS FOR SAFETY / ALL DRIVERS WILL BE TAUGHT
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and most importantly 7 ]
LIU KANG KICKS

NOVEMBER 16th, 2010

DON'T CALL YOUR MAIL "MISSING" OR "LATE" / IT WAS "POSTALLY TRANSFORMED"
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

NOVEMBER 15th, 2010

OUR MOST FAMOUS TRAFFIC CIRCLE / GOT ITSELF IN TROUBLE AGAIN
[ Citation. Related: 1, 2, 3 ]

NOVEMBER 15th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Sitting bolt upright with the sudden realization that November is already half over, here are this week's Reader Submissions: ]


MISS TRANSFER DOWNTOWN / PREPARE FOR HOUR ON FOOT

FLOAT SHOULD CONTAIN ICE CREAM / NOT FAT CREEPERS

KILLER ON THE LOOSE / SEND 8 COPS TO SHUT DOWN 18+ PUNK SHOW

GREAT CANADIAN TALK SHOW CANCELLED / NOW WE'LL NEVER FIND THAT FUCKING PORK

MY DAD CAN USE A TRAFFIC CIRCLE / BUT THE VCR STILL ELUDES HIM

FALL IN LOVE WITH A GIRL... / THEN HAVE HER MOVE AWAY FOREVER

DRIVE STRAIGHT AT COPS / GET SHOT
[ Reader Submissions are featured every Monday courtesy of the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

NOVEMBER 14th, 2010

WHEN PANHANDLING IS OUTLAWED / ONLY OUTLAWS WILL CLOG OUR CURBSIDES
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