APRIL 2nd, 2011

SURE, 75% OF TAXIS FAIL INSPECTIONS

BUT THEY'RE ALL STILL ON THE ROAD ANYWAY
[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

APRIL 1st, 2011

NOT TO SUGGEST MPI WAS OVERCHARGING

BUT THEY HAVE TO GIVE ALMOST HALF BACK
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. No, no April Fools', this is a real thing. ]

MARCH 31st, 2011

DON'T PILE YOUR ENTIRE METH LAB / INTO A CAR WITH EXPIRED PLATES
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]

MARCH 30th, 2011

FEDERAL ELECTION SEASON ARRIVES HERE

AND IMMEDIATELY GOES BATSHIT WACKY
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18 ]

MARCH 29th, 2011

THERE WERE NO AMBULANCES / AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF THE CALL
[ Citation; an Actual Quote. ]

MARCH 28th, 2011

THE ESCAPE ROUTES FROM POINT DOUGLAS

WILL BE GRADUALLY SEALED OFF
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

MARCH 28th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Reader Submissions are in like a lion and then out like a soggier, angrier lion: ]
ATTACKER WAS ONLY 70

HIGH OF ZERO DEGREES / ICE CREAM STORES OPEN

BE MINDFUL OF PEDESTRIANS WHILE DRIVING / WHY BOTHER?!

STABBINGS, PHYSICAL ASSAULTS, POT HOLES / WINNIPEG!!!!!!

SURVIVE MULTIPLE MUGGINGS / SLIP ON ICE AND DIE

FIGHT DOWNTOWN LEAVES 87 YEAR OLD IN HOSPITAL /

GOLDEN BOY / IS SEXY

DOWNTOWN PARKING: INCREASE PRICES / DOWNTOWN STABBINGS: STILL FREE
[ Reader Submissions feature here each and every Monday, as expressed through the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

MARCH 27th, 2011

TAKE ANOTHER LOOK / IT'S MANITOBA
[ Citation. ]