MARCH 12th, 2011

YOUR MANITOBA HIGHWAYS REPORT:

DON'T GO ANYWHERE EVEN NEAR A HIGHWAY
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MARCH 11th, 2011

AIM TWO LASERS AT OUR HELICOPTER

AND IT WOULD PROBABLY EXPLODE
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]

MARCH 10th, 2011

CLIMB ABOOOOARD / AND TAKE A BUS
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MARCH 9th, 2011

NOT MUCH DOWNTOWN ON A SUNDAY NIGHT

EXCEPT FOR THE STABBINGS, OF COURSE
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

MARCH 8th, 2011

THE PROPERTY TAX FREEZE REMAINS INTACT

SO HERE'S A HIGHER TAX ON YOUR PROPERTY
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ]

MARCH 7th, 2011

57% OF MANITOBANS CAN'T DO BASIC MATH

GOD DAMN, THAT'S... LIKE... TWO-THIRDS?
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MARCH 7th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ You are the one whose Reader Submissions will pierce the heavens: ]


WORK AT 7-11 / EXPECT MOLOTOV COCKTAILS

+3 IN THE DAY, -3 OVERNIGHT / DRIVE LIKE IT'S SUMMER

WHY BOTHER SHOVELLING SHOVELING / IT'S ONLY GOING TO

LOSE LICENSE / DRIVE ANYWAY

LAST TIME LADY GAGA WAS HERE SHE PLAYED BLUSH / SHE HASN'T

RICK SPRINGFIELD AT CLUB REGENT / BE STILL MY HEART

FLOOD'S COMING / ACT SURPRISED / SNOW AGAIN BEEN BACK SINCE
[ Believe in the Reader Submissions that believe in you, here every Monday from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

MARCH 6th, 2011

MINOR AND HIGH SCHOOL HOCKEY

ARE BOTH VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 ]