Winnipeg Cat: 10/07/2012

Saturday

OCTOBER 13th, 2012

IF YOUR BIN IS STOLEN, WE TRACK IT DOWN W-- / --YEAH, NO, I'M KIDDING. THAT'LL BE $60, PLEASE.

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Friday

OCTOBER 12th, 2012

LOCAL NOSTALGIA IS ALWAYS BITTERSWEET / HEY, REMEMBER UPTOWN MAGAZINE?

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Thursday

OCTOBER 11th, 2012

HAVIXBECK'S / GOT BAGS!

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Wednesday

OCTOBER 10th, 2012

DON'T WORRY, WE'LL SEND AN AMBULANCE / IT'LL GET THERE, Y'KNOW, WHENEVER

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Tuesday

OCTOBER 9th, 2012

THANKSGIVING JUST ISN'T THANKSGIVING / UNTIL THE POLICE AND AMBULANCE ARRIVE

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Monday

OCTOBER 8th, 2012

SEMI TRAILERS FILLED WITH CARDBOARD / WELL, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS HOW THIS ENDS
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OCTOBER 8th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Reader Submissions go from hot to cold in an instant: ]

OSBORNE BRIDGE CONSTRUCTION ALMOST COMPLETE / HEY, LET'S INSTALL A NEW TRAFFIC LIGHT

FIERY MUSHROOM CLOUD EXPLOSION / AT LEAST WE'RE KNOWN FOR SOMETHING

GOOD THING OUR FIREFIGHTERS WERE FIGHTING FIRES / AND NOT DOING REAL ESTATE DEALS

W-I-N-N-E-P... NO, WAIT! W-I-N-N-P... / OH, JUST PUT WHATEVER!

OH HEY, THE NEW SHOPPING HOURS ARE IN FORCE! / SAID NOBODY, EVER, PROBABLY BECAUSE WE CAN'T BITCH ABOUT IT ANYMORE

OH HEY, THE NEW SHOPPING HOURS ARE IN FORCE! / SAID NOBODY, EVER,
IT'S WARM AND SUNNY OUTSIDE / SADLY, THIS IS NO HELP IN ACTUALLY DETERMINING WHICH SEASON IT IS

IT'S WARM AND SUNNY OUTSIDE / SADLY, THIS IS NO HELP IN ACTUALLY DETERMINING WHICH SEASON IT IS

OH HEY, THE NEW SHOPPING HOURS ARE IN FORCE!

SNOW FALLS, DOESN'T STAY / PANIC
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PROBABLY BECAUSE WE CAN'T BITCH ABOUT IT ANYMORE

Sunday

OCTOBER 7th, 2012

WELP, THAT'S FROST OUT THERE / TIME TO CLOSE THE BRIDGES

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