Friday

OCTOBER 12th, 2012



[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 ]

Thursday

OCTOBER 11th, 2012



[ Citation; an Actual Quote of an actual headline. This seems like it would be a really fun phrase to yell at people. ]

Tuesday

OCTOBER 9th, 2012



[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]

Monday

OCTOBER 8th, 2012


[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

OCTOBER 8th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions


[ Reader Submissions go from hot to cold in an instant: ]


OSBORNE BRIDGE CONSTRUCTION ALMOST COMPLETE / HEY, LET'S INSTALL A NEW TRAFFIC LIGHT

FIERY MUSHROOM CLOUD EXPLOSION / AT LEAST WE'RE KNOWN FOR SOMETHING

GOOD THING OUR FIREFIGHTERS WERE FIGHTING FIRES / AND NOT DOING REAL ESTATE DEALS

W-I-N-N-E-P... NO, WAIT! W-I-N-N-P... / OH, JUST PUT WHATEVER!

OH HEY, THE NEW SHOPPING HOURS ARE IN FORCE! / SAID NOBODY, EVER,

OH HEY, THE NEW SHOPPING HOURS ARE IN FORCE!

SNOW FALLS, DOESN'T STAY / PANIC
[ Reader Submissions appear every Monday, holiday or not, via the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]
PROBABLY BECAUSE WE CAN'T BITCH ABOUT IT ANYMORE