Winnipeg Cat: 12/15/2013

Saturday

I HADN'T INTENDED TO LIE TO THE LEGISLATURE / BUT, WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT, DIABETES

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8(!). No, seriously. ]

WE'RE LESS MURDERY THAN THUNDER BAY / I GUESS THAT COULD BE OUR TALKING POINT

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME / FIIIIIVE POUNDS OF HAAAAASH

[ Citation. The camera zooming in slays me every single time. ]

IT'S LIKE HAVING EXTRA SUMMER IN DECEMBER! / AND BY ''IT'', WE MEAN ''MORE BROWN WATER''

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

TEMPERATURE JUMP OF 30°C FROM YESTERDAY / WHICH BRINGS US TO, UH... TO MINUS SIX

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ]

[ Reader Submissions just keep going forward, there's really no other option: ]

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JETS HAVEN'T WON AT HOME IN A MONTH / OH, HEY, DISCOUNTS ON JETS TICKETS!

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]