DECEMBER 18th, 2010

LYING PUBLICLY ABOUT POLICE MISCONDUCT / IS PROBABLY NOT ONE'S WISEST CAREER MOVE
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

DECEMBER 17th, 2010

SPENDING LESS AND FIGHTING BILINGUALISM / C'MON, ADMIT IT, THAT'S A PRETTY GREAT LEGACY
[ Rest in Peace, former Premier Sterling Lyon. ]

DECEMBER 16th, 2010

BLUE BOMBERS NOTED AS "BIGGEST SHOW IN TOWN" / THE MOST DEMORALIZING INDICTMENT IMAGINABLE
[ Citations: 1, 2; related are 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7, plus 8 and 9, cumulatively proving 10. ]

DECEMBER 15th, 2010

YOU SAY "PO-TAY-TO" AND I SAY "PO-TAH-TO" / YOU SAY "CANTALOUPE" AND I SAY "DEATHTRAP"
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

DECEMBER 14th, 2010

MANITOBA HOMECOMING 2010 / ENDS AS IT BEGAN: JUST MAKING SHIT UP
[ Citation. ]

DECEMBER 13th, 2010

THE LOCAL HOODLUMS HAVE ADVANCED / TO CARTOON SUPERVILLAINRY
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4. For an interesting media studies extracurricular, consider how each outlet handles the photo credits. ]

DECEMBER 13th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Good tidings we bring to you and your Reader Submissions: ]


SANTA'S NOT AT CITY PLACE / HE DOESN'T WANT TO GET MUGGED

GIVE MONEY TO THE HUMAN RIGHTS MUSEUM / BE REASSURED THAT YOU ARE NOT RACIST

BULLET HOLES IN MY WINDOW? / LET ME PUT SOME TINFOIL IN THAT.

CLOVERLEAFS / NOT THE PLACE TO STOP

BUS FARE: $2.35 / PINEAPPLE: $1.99

TURN 16, PICK-UP [sic] A DRUNKEN COUGAR STUMBLING OUT OF 'THE PAL / A WINNIPEG RIGHT [sic] OF PASSAGE

THE NORTH END IS SINKIN' / AND I DON'T WANT TO SWIM
[ Reader Submissions convey all the sentiment of the season from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

DECEMBER 12th, 2010

NEIL YOUNG IN A MANITOBA MOOSE HAT / IS AS NONSENSICAL AND AS FUNNY AS IT SOUNDS
[ Citation. He was attending a hockey game in San Jose, in an example of more context making less sense. ]