"EVEN CATS HAVE BLOGS NOW"? / THAT'S BULLSHIT, YOU'RE MAKING THAT UP
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[ Cheerfully messing with your head like the clocks you forgot to turn backwards, here are this week's Reader Submissions: ]
NO RUNNING WATER? / COME TO WINNIPEG
FLY FROM WINNIPEG / ONLY TWICE AS EXPENSIVE AS FARGO
WINNIPEG SUN / QUALITY JOURNALISM
WRITE BLOG / GET SUED
NO CANOPY ON NEW STADIUM / FIRST CLASS, MY ASS.
NORTH END ABORIGINAL PORNOGRAPHY / ...WAIT, WHAT?
2CM OF SNOW / GRIDLOCK
[ Reader Submissions, having yet to seasonally freeze up, continue to run through the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]