JANUARY 9th, 2010

HELLO FORT GARRY DARK / GOODBYE WEEKEND

JANUARY 8th, 2010

LEARN TO HIBERNATE / IT'S JUST EASIER

JANUARY 7th, 2010

MANITOBA HOMECOMING 2010 / COME REMEMBER WHY YOU LEFT

JANUARY 6th, 2010

TOTALLY IGNORE BRANDON / LIKE IT ISN'T EVEN THERE

JANUARY 5th, 2010

WHERE 'X' EQUALS GST CHEQUE / BEER BUDGET IS 'X' MINUS SMOKES
[ The GST/HST credit goes out today. ]

JANUARY 4th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Advice for the new year, from the Meme Generator: ]
CONTINUE TO BUY BOOKS ONLINE

FIND PARTY IN YOUR SUITE / HIT THEM WITH A SHOVEL

FEEL SAD THAT LOCAL BOOKSTORE IS CLOSING

REMEMBER BEEP! / IMPORT A CASELOAD FROM NOVA SCOTIA

WHEN YOUR SHAW PROMO EXPIRES / SWITCH TO MTS

SLING MUD ON THE INTERNETS / HIDE BEHIND ANONYMITY

PUT YOUR NAME ON A PARKING METER METRE [sic] / LIVE FOREVER

GRADUATE / GET OUT
[ Seven favourites from the submissions pool, a new set every Monday. Give the Generator a spin! ]

JANUARY 4th, 2010

TRANSFER EXPIRES IN THIRTY MINUTES

NEXT BUS COMES IN FORTY-FIVE

JANUARY 3rd, 2010

DISRESPECT ME IN A TEXT MESSAGE / I STAB YOU IN REAL LIFE
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