REMEMBER WHEN THE BOMBERS ACTUALLY WON GAMES? [ Football, fires, corruption, construction, and all things Reader Submissions: ]
NEW TRAVEL GAME WHEN DRIVING THROUGH WINNIPEG / ''COUNT THE CONSTRUCTION PYLONS''
WE NEED MORE GROCERY STORES DOWNTOWN / SO, OF COURSE, WE SHOULD SET ONE ON FIRE
LOCAL NOSTALGIA IS ALWAYS BITTERSWEET / REMEMBER WHEN THE BOMBERS ACTUALLY WON GAMES?
THAT POSTED SPEED LIMIT / IS WAY FASTER THAN I'M WILLING TO GO
THAT SMELL, THAT'S JUST BURNING STUBBLE, RIGHT
WEIRD THAT IT WOULD FLOAT OVER THE CITY LIKE THAT
4 ALARM CORRUPTION AT CITY HALL / YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
ACCOUNTABILITY / IT'S NOT A WINNIPEG THING [ Reader Submissions are covertly swapped to this site from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]