FEBRUARY 20th, 2010

ONLY ONE THING CAN SAVE CANWEST NOW / ZOMBIE IZZY ASPER
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FEBRUARY 19th, 2010

"YOUTH FOR ALLAH" / POLITICAL SARCASM, OR PUNK BAND NAME?
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

FEBRUARY 18th, 2010

MAPLE SYRUP ON A STICK / THREE MEALS A DAY
[ Festival du Voyageur runs through February 21st. ]

FEBRUARY 17th, 2010

SALT PLUS SANITIZER EQUALS ALCOHOL / SHAZAM! WINNIPEG ALCHEMY
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FEBRUARY 16th, 2010

DRAW SWASTIKAS ON YOUR CHILDREN

BLAME COMMUNISTS FOR TAKING THEM AWAY
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

FEBRUARY 15th, Part II -- Seven Famous Submissions

[ Commemorating Louis Riel Day, seven highs and lows of local fame and notoriety from the Meme Generator reader submissions pool: ]
PETER WARREN / SOURCE OF ALL WISDOM

OUR BEST LIFEGUARD / IS DRUNK UNDER A BRIDGE SOMEWHERE

HOWARD MANDSHEIN MANSHINE [sic] / HE LIVED IT

BECOME A FASHION MOGUL / PUT YOUR FACE ON THE BACK

OF ALL YOUR DELIVERY TRUCKS

SYLVIA KUZYK / NEEDS TO RETIRE

PLAGIARIZE YOUR COLUMN / LOSE YOUR CUSHY JOB AS

JUSTIN BIEBER / JESUS CHRIST
[ Every Monday, holiday or not, enjoy seven submissions courtesy of the Meme Generator. ]
NEWSPAPER SPORTS COLUMNIST

FEBRUARY 15th, 2010

PERHAPS I AM A PROPHET / I'VE SUFFERED ENOUGH
[ Citation. Happy Louis Riel Day!]

FEBRUARY 14th, 2010

FUCK YOUR SAINT VALENTINE / I'M WITH TEAM RIEL