FEBRUARY 26th, 2011

THE STRESS OF BEING A PROVINCIAL JUDGE

DOES NOT EXCUSE YOU BEATING YOUR MOTHER
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

FEBRUARY 25th, 2011

NO JAIL TIME FOR RAPE IF "SEX WAS IN THE AIR"

THIS IS ESTABLISHED PRECEDENT NOW
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. An Actual Quote, from an actual judge. Holy shit. ]

FEBRUARY 24th, 2011

A POLITICAL OPPONENT DISAGREES WITH YOU

BUT SHE'S A WOMAN, SO SHE'S JUST LONELY
[ Citation. ]

FEBRUARY 23rd, 2011

DEATH / BY POPCORN
[ Citation. ]

FEBRUARY 22nd, 2011

IF A WOMAN OVER 40 CAN ROUGH YOU UP

YOU'RE TOO WEAK FOR PORTAGE PLACE
[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

FEBRUARY 21st, 2011

TODAY WE HONOUR THE PROUD MÉTIS METIS HISTOR--

NAH, I'M KIDDING, WE'RE ALL SLEEPING IN
[ Happy Louis Riel Day! ]

FEBRUARY 21st, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Hey, it's a holiday, you've got time to read some Reader Submissions: ]
PART OF THE GOVERNMENT / NOBODY WINS WINNIPEG!

MAYOR MAY BE IN PHOENIX / BUT HE AIN'T BRINGIN' BACK THE JETS

-5 IN THE MORNING, -35 TEN HOURS LATER / GOOD MORNING

+1 OUTSIDE / DRIVE WITH WINDOWS ROLLED DOWN

ALL OF OUR CARS / ARE FILTHY

NEEDLE DISPOSAL IN GYM WASHROOM... / FOR DIABETICS

KICKED OUT OF DRINKING PARTY? / 'MAKE SOMEBODY PAY''

ONE PART OF THE GOVERNMENT SUES ANOTHER
[ Reader Submissions appear every Monday, holiday or not, via the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

FEBRUARY 20th, 2011

IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD SMOKES / MUG SOMEBODY WHO COULD
[ Citations: 1, 2 ]