[ Reader Submissions loom, menacingly: ]
WORST WINTERS IN CANADA / LOWEST WINTER TIRES USE
THIS ATROCITY EXHIBITION / IS KIND OF BRINGING ME DOWN
SELF-CONFESSED ARSONIST DOESN'T GO TO JAIL
BRACE YOURSELVES, THE ''LOCAL NOSTALGIA'' POSTS ARE COMING
DRY / COLD
MARK CHIPMAN / DID SOMETHING
PROVINCE IS HANDING OUT DEFIBRILLATORS / STAB PEOPLE WITH LIGHTNING
APRIL 2 / 2013 [ Reader Submissions appear every Monday via the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]