SCHOOL DAY FOUR, GARBAGE DAY FIVE, / UNIDENTIFIED CORPSE DAY THR--WAIT, WHAT
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A CIVIC SURVIVAL GUIDE
BETTER AND BETTER, AS FAR AS I CAN TELL / WE'RE ON THE ROAD TO BRIGHTER HELL
[ Citation. The Watchmen play the Pyramid Cabaret both tonight and tomorrow night; tickets for both sold out quite a while back, and I couldn't get any, so my plans for the weekend are to sit around and hate everything. ]
DEDICATE AT LEAST ONE TELEVISION / EXCLUSIVELY TO THE FIREPLACE CHANNEL
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[ The rare splash of local colour that isn't completely and overwhelmingly grey, here are this week's Reader Submissions: ]
HEART OF THE CONTINENT / ASS OF THE COUNTRY
ICY ROADS / DELIBERATELY FISHTAIL
MY TIM HORTON'S / DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH
LIGHT SNOWFALL / GRIDLOCK
LESS TALK / MORE ROCK
IT IS GOING TO SNOW 10 CM / LET'S RIDE A BIKE TO WORK
IT'S STILL ONLY MINUS TWENTY / THIS IS NOTHING
[ Reader Submissions, each Monday, feature the finest from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]
RIGHT NOW WE ARE / THE FOURTH WETTEST YEAR EVER
[ Citation. An Actual Quote. ]