Saturday

DECEMBER 4th, 2010


SCHOOL DAY FOUR, GARBAGE DAY FIVE, / UNIDENTIFIED CORPSE DAY THR--WAIT, WHAT
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 ]

Friday

DECEMBER 3rd, 2010


BETTER AND BETTER, AS FAR AS I CAN TELL / WE'RE ON THE ROAD TO BRIGHTER HELL
[ Citation. The Watchmen play the Pyramid Cabaret both tonight and tomorrow night; tickets for both sold out quite a while back, and I couldn't get any, so my plans for the weekend are to sit around and hate everything. ]

Thursday

DECEMBER 2nd, 2010


WE KNOW WE'RE THE VIOLENT CRIME CAPITAL / WE JUST REALLY LIKE PADDING OUR LEAD
[ Citations: 1 (PDF), 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

Wednesday

DECEMBER 1st, 2010


DEDICATE AT LEAST ONE TELEVISION / EXCLUSIVELY TO THE FIREPLACE CHANNEL
[ Citation. ]

Tuesday

NOVEMBER 30th, 2010


POINTING GUNS AND BRANDISHING SHOVELS / IS CONSIDERED LOCAL PEDESTRIAN ETIQUETTE
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

Monday

NOVEMBER 29th, 2010


WINNIPEG NORTH GETS AN EXTRA ELECTION / YOU KNOW YOU'RE JEALOUS
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

NOVEMBER 29th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ The rare splash of local colour that isn't completely and overwhelmingly grey, here are this week's Reader Submissions: ]


HEART OF THE CONTINENT / ASS OF THE COUNTRY

ICY ROADS / DELIBERATELY FISHTAIL

MY TIM HORTON'S / DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH

LIGHT SNOWFALL / GRIDLOCK

LESS TALK / MORE ROCK

IT IS GOING TO SNOW 10 CM / LET'S RIDE A BIKE TO WORK

IT'S STILL ONLY MINUS TWENTY / THIS IS NOTHING
[ Reader Submissions, each Monday, feature the finest from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

Sunday

NOVEMBER 28th, 2010


RIGHT NOW WE ARE / THE FOURTH WETTEST YEAR EVER
[ Citation. An Actual Quote. ]