BUM A SMOKE / STAB A MINOR
[ Citation. ]
A CIVIC SURVIVAL GUIDE
[ The rules of the road, as handed down from the Meme Generator: ]
LET IT SNOW! / FORGET HOW TO DRIVE
DRIVE 20 KPH OVER THE LIMIT / GET TO THE NEXT RED LIGHT FIRST
ICY ROADS / BETTER SPEED UP
DON'T LET ANYONE INTO YOUR LANE, EVER
THAT'S HOW YOU LOSE THE RACE
WINTER TIRES? / ONLY FOR PUSSIES.
GET DRUNK AND DRIVE YOUR TRUCK INTO A BUS
YOU HAVE RIGHT OF WAY / EVERY TIME
[ Seven helpful everyday tips, each Monday, courtesy of the Meme Generator. ]
SEE HOW THAT WORKS OUT FOR YOU