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A CIVIC SURVIVAL GUIDE
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DRUNK BY 1:00 PM / ''HAPPY CANADA DAY!'' ''IT'S CANADA DAY?''
IT'S TIME FOR ASSINIBOINE PARK / TO NOT PLAY SONGS IN SYNC WITH THE FIREWORKS AGAIN
COMPLAIN ABOUT POTHOLES / COMPLAIN ABOUT CONSTRUCTION
TRUE / NORTH
MOAR [sic] PAINT CANS FILLED WITH ROCKS! / JUST DOES NOT HAVE THE SAME RING TO IT
SOON THERE WILL BE ONE MORE GUY YOU KNOW / WHO LIVES IN CALGARY
FORCED UNIONIZATION / IT'S A MANITOBA THING
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