MAY 29th, 2010

THEY'LL NEVER CATCH OUR GETAWAY VEHICLE / THIS TRACTOR
[ Citation. ]

MAY 28th, 2010

CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE / STOP SHOOTING 'EM
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]

MAY 27th, 2010

PUSH THE / WHITE MAN OUT
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MAY 26th, 2010

RECORD-SETTING PACE FOR FIRES THIS YEAR

INCLUDING OUR OWN FIRE TRUCKS
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

MAY 25th, 2010

THAT LOOKS LIKE A WEDDING OVER THERE

BETTER STEAL THE BRIDE'S PASSPORT
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

MAY 24th, 2010

IF IT MEANS WE GET A LONG WEEKEND

THEN, SURE, WE LOVE THE MONARCHY
[ Happy Victoria Day, Winnipeg! ]

MAY 24th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Day off or not, here comes another batch of submissions from the Meme Generator: ]


WINTER OVER / MOSQUITO SEASON

GO TO PORTAGE AND MAIN FOR A SMOKIE / GET PANHANDLED 20 TIMES

GIVEAWAY WEEKEND / EVERY MANITOBA HUTTERITE WAS HERE

ON THE BUS / WHITE STRIPES WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP

HERE COMES THE LONG WEEKEND / HOPE YOU LIKE RAIN

ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT THE CITY ISN'T THAT BAD / KIND OF NICE REALLY

FIND A BROKEN METER / FEEL LIKE JESUS
[ Enjoy seven Reader Submissions every Monday, holiday or not, courtesy of the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

MAY 23rd, 2010

BREAK INTO A VEHICLE / STEAL SOME CREMATION ASHES
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