YOU'RE NEVER TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD / FOR ARSON
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A CIVIC SURVIVAL GUIDE
WHO NEEDS THINGS LIKE ELECTRICITY / WHEN YOU CAN HAVE PILLARS OF FLAME
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INFRASTRUCTURE AND SERVICES SPENDING? / DEAD LAST
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WATCH OUT FOR THE BFI TRUCKS / THEY'RE PRETTY WELL ILLEGAL
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DISLIKE ANYTHING / THREATEN TO MOVE TO CALGARY
ELECTION 2010 / WHERE ARE THE POLLOCKS WHEN YOU NEED THEM
PLAY IT AGAIN SAM / ...WHO ARE WE KIDDING, SHUT THE FUCK UP
WE DON'T LEARN / WE REALLY DON'T
HALLOWEEN IN THE NORTH END / LITERALLY A GHOST TOWN
FIRST SNOWFALL / SLURPEE RUN!
JOHN K. SAMSON / AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE HIM
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