MARCH 19th, 2011

THE MIDDLE OF MARCH MEANS STABBINGS

WE'RE ALL VERY BIG SHAKESPEARE FANS
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 ]

MARCH 18th, 2011

BROKE INTO A HOUSE AND FOUND A CORPSE

GUESS THAT MEANS YOU CAN TAKE THE CAR
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

MARCH 17th, 2011

STEAL VAN, CRASH VAN, COLLECT MPI BENEFITS

WINNIPEG HAT TRICK
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

MARCH 16th, 2011

YOUR LUNCH OPTIONS ARE CAFETERIA FOOD / OR BEAR SPRAY
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 ]

MARCH 15th, 2011

THE FREE PRESS COMMENTS SECTION

DOESN'T APPRECIATE YOUR RUSE
[ Citation. Wow, that... didn't go over well. ]

MARCH 14th, 2011

CORYDON WILL APPEAR IN A HOLLYWOOD FEAT--

--A NEW "BEETHOVEN"? WOW, FUCK THAT
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

MARCH 14th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ The Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator has recently been nonfunctional at best, pending the complete reboot of that site this week, but there are still some Reader Submissions left yet: ]


IT'S SNOWING / CLEAR ALL BACK LANES FIRST

SOUTHDALE / NO ONE UNDER 60 LIVES THERE

WINNIPEG CAT / PROUDLY NOT A TOURIST BROCHURE

IT'S SNOWING / EVERYBODY FUCKING PANIC

MORE LIKE / NAVILATE

GIVE UR HEAD / A SHAEK

WINNIPEG / WHERE GOOD IDEAS GO TO DIE
[ Them Reader Submissions will work yet, dadgum it, once the Meme Generator resets; if that doesn't finish within the week, mind you, the next batch may be... stranger. Than usual. ]

MARCH 13th, 2011

THE WINNIPEG PARKING AUTHORITY

INTENDS HIKES FOR EVERY CONTINGENCY
[ Citations: 1, 2 ]