AUGUST 14th, 2010

BARGE INTO A HOUSE AND START A FIGHT / BAD IDEA
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

AUGUST 13th, 2010

STAB A DISABLED MAN FOUR TIMES / FOR A TOONIE
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

AUGUST 12th, 2010

AMBUSH AND ATTEMPT TO MURDER A MAN / FOR HIS SHOES
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AUGUST 11th, 2010

GET IN A BAR FIGHT / LOSE AN EYE
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AUGUST 10th, 2010

ONE MAN'S CASH REGISTER / IS ANOTHER MAN'S HANDY CARRYING CASE
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

AUGUST 9th, 2010

SPEND ALL FRIDAY STABBING PEOPLE / SPEND ALL SATURDAY CRASHING CARS
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]

AUGUST 9th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Nothing rings in another work week quite like a fine selection of Reader Submissions: ]
LEAVE THE CITY FOR A MONTH

ALL YOU'LL MISS IS STABBINGS AND SOME JERK STEALING A STATUE

WEARING BODY ARMOR DOWNTOWN / LESS CRAZY THAN IT SOUNDS

GET TO CAR MINUTE LATE / PARKING TICKET

TAKE WINNIPEG TRANSIT / BAAAAACKDOOOOOORRRRRRR [sic]

SUMMER TIME / MUFFIN TOP 'N' CROCS TIME

GEORGIA NICHOLS / IS ALWAYS WRONG

26 HOURS BY GREYHOUND TO VANCOUVER / GET THE FUCK OUT OF MANITOBA
[ Reader Submissions are featured every Monday, hand-picked lovingly and with great care from the collection at the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

AUGUST 8th, 2010

LET A FRIEND CRASH AT YOUR PLACE / AND THEN OF COURSE HE MURDERS YOU

BECOME THE CITY'S LATEST HOMICIDE

A DAY AND A HALF LATER YOU'RE SECOND-LATEST
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 ]