Saturday

FEBRUARY 5th, 2011


WHAT ARE THOSE, ARREST WARRANTS? / WHATEVER, CHUCK 'EM
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

Friday

FEBRUARY 4th, 2011


THIRD WATERPIPE FAILURE THIS WEEK / ON ONE BLOCK
[ Citation. ]

Thursday

FEBRUARY 3rd, 2011

FOR SALE, CHEAP, MUST GO FAST:

ONE GIANT WHEEL AND A SHITLOAD OF JELLO
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 ]

Wednesday

FEBRUARY 2nd, 2011

RESISTING CHILD ABUSE REGISTRY CHECKS

IS THE STRANGEST GOD DAMN STRATEGY
[ Citation. ]

Tuesday

FEBRUARY 1st, 2011

NOT OUR FAULT WHEN INFRASTRUCTURE FAILS

BLAME WHOEVER LAID THOSE PIPES IN 1907
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

Monday

JANUARY 31st, 2011


DRUNK AT NOON / CARJACKING TIME
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

JANUARY 31st, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Memory will rust and erode into Reader Submissions: ]
ROAD CONSTRUCTION WITH ENTIRE WORLD BITCH ABOUT WEATHER

GIVE YOUR HEAD / A SHAKE

TEMPURATURE TEMPERATURE RISES TO 3 / GET OUT SHORTS

KNOW THE FOUR SEASONS / ALMOST WINTER, WINTER, STILL WINTER

HOLD DOOR OPEN / GET SNEERED AT

MY CITY'S STILL BREATHING / BUT BARELY, IT'S TRUE

JOIN TWITTER, GAIN AMAZING OPPORTUNITY TO COMMUNICATE

ALL AGES SHOW? / GO TO CHURCH
[ Through buildings gone missing like teeth, Reader Submissions arrive every Monday from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

Sunday

JANUARY 30th, 2011

28-YEAR-OLD STABS 16-YEAR-OLD DEAD

16-YEAR-OLD LEAVES TWO-YEAR-OLD SON
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]