Winnipeg Cat: 10/27/2013

Saturday

TOTALLY WILLING TO LIKE COLLEGE FOOTBALL / IF IT MEANS GETTING TO MOCK SASKATCHEWAN

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POLICE OPERATIONAL REVIEW BOMBSHELL: / TURNS OUT CRIMESTAT REALLY SORT OF SUCKS

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SUSPECT IN MASSIVE PORTAGE-CLOSING FIRE / CANNOT BE IDENTIFIED BECAUSE HE IS TWELVE

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WHEN LAUNCHING YOUR CAMPAIGN FOR MAYOR / DON'T VIOLATE EXPENSE RULES ON THE FIRST DAY

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YOU MISSED GORD STEEVES, RIGHT? / WELL, TOO BAD, HERE HE IS ANYWAY

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YOU WAITED TOO LONG TO GO SEE PENGUINS / BUT WE GOT A MUMMY, IF YOU'RE INTO THAT

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[ Oh, Reader Submissions had a pretty uneventful week, really: ]

[ Reader Submissions are replaced every Monday via the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

LISTEN, GOLDFISH ARE LIBRARY PATRONS TOO / SEVEN HUNDRED VISITS, MARK IT IN THE STATS

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