Monday

DECEMBER 31st, 2012



[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

DECEMBER 31st, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions


[ Should Reader Submissions be forgot and never brought to--wow, this year wasn't very good: ]
WINNIPEGGERS: MAYOR HAD A TERRIBLE YEAR / MAYOR: WINNIPEGGERS ARE ECSTATIC

WE'VE GOT A BIG, YEAR-END INTERVIEW WITH THE PREMIER

LET'S LEAD THE ARTICLE WITH JETS TALK! YAY, JETS!

POLL SAYS TORIES MORE POPULAR THAN NDP, WOULD STILL LOSE ELECTION / SOUNDS FAMILIAR

VISIT THE MUSEUM / FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OVER TEN YEARS

AIRPORT FEE GOES UP $5 / SPEND $35 ON GAS TO USE GRAND FORKS INSTEAD

SELL HYDRO TO AMERICANS / SOLVE ALL BUDGET PROBLEMS FOREVER

WAITS 16 YEARS FOR THE JETS TO RETURN / LOCKOUT
[ Reader Submissions appear every Monday, mostly-drunken sort-of-holiday or not, via the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

Sunday

DECEMBER 30th, 2012



[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

Friday

DECEMBER 28th, 2012



[ Citations: 1, 2, also it turns out the Mayor's office is pretty bad at them ]

Thursday

Tuesday

DECEMBER 25th, 2012



[ Citation. Merry Christmas, one and all! ]

Monday

DECEMBER 24th, 2012



[ Citation. I can't stop picturing Jim Henson's Winnipeg Council Babies, and now you can't either. ]

DECEMBER 24th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions


[ Reader Submissions are in our grasp, so long as we have hands to clasp: ]
LET'S PICK THE BIGGEST NEWS STORY OF 2012: / 1. FIRE HALL 2. FIRE BALL 3. FIRE MACK

CHRISTMAS LIGHTS LEFT ON HOUSE FINALLY APPROPRIATE AGAIN / VINDICATION

IT'S FRIDAY IN TRANSCONA / TIME TO ''BUY'' SOME BEER -- AH F*** IT, THIS IS A HOLDUP

KANING / LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW

REPRESENTATIONAL DEMOCRACY / BOORISH, QUICK TO ANGER, PERSECUTION COMPLEX,

POOR IMPULSE CONTROL, YUP, THAT'S WINNIPEG CENTER [sic]

ATTEMPT TO ENJOY THE WARM, WONDERFUL HOLIDAY SEASON AT A HOUSE PARTY / GET STABBED

ONE LAST CHRISTMAS / SHOPPING AT ZELLERS
[ Reader Submissions appear every Monday, quasi-holiday or not, via the suddenly-very-active Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

Sunday

Saturday

DECEMBER 22nd, 2012



[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

Thursday

DECEMBER 20th, 2012



[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. Before you ask: OF COURSE TRANSCONA ]

Tuesday

Monday

DECEMBER 17th, 2012



[ Citation; related. ]

DECEMBER 17th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions


[ Reader Submissions aren't exactly feeling the holiday cheer, per se: ]
CLEAR DRY WINTER ROADS / DRIVE 20KM/H BELOW POSTED LIMIT

MB PC YOUTH LEADER CLAIMS ABORIGINALS ARE ''FREELOADERS''

MB PC YOUTH LEADER LIVES WITH OWN PARENTS

DEC 18TH / BI-POLE OPEN HOUSE JUST BEFORE XMAS, NICE ONE NDP

REMEMBER WHEN / WE HAD HOCKEY AGAIN?

MANITOBANS VOTED MOST CHARITABLE / AMONG THE THINGS WE GIVE:

WITH 7 MORE YEARS OF PHOTO RADAR / WHO NEEDS PROPERTY TAXES?

FUCK YOUR IKEA MONKEY / WE GOT COUNCIL CHICKEN
[ I tell you what, them goldarn Reader Submissions are just a-freeloadin' off the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]
KNIFE WOUNDS, FIRE, INCREDIBLE PUBLIC DEBT

Sunday

DECEMBER 16th, 2012



[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

Saturday

DECEMBER 15th, 2012



[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20 ]

Friday

DECEMBER 14th, 2012



[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13 ]

Wednesday

DECEMBER 12th, 2012



[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 ]

Tuesday

DECEMBER 11th, 2012



[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 ]

Monday

DECEMBER 10th, 2012



[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

DECEMBER 10th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions


[ Reader Submissions loom, menacingly: ]
WORST WINTERS IN CANADA / LOWEST WINTER TIRES USE

THIS ATROCITY EXHIBITION / IS KIND OF BRINGING ME DOWN

SELF-CONFESSED ARSONIST DOESN'T GO TO JAIL

BRACE YOURSELVES, THE ''LOCAL NOSTALGIA'' POSTS ARE COMING

DRY / COLD

MARK CHIPMAN / DID SOMETHING

PROVINCE IS HANDING OUT DEFIBRILLATORS / STAB PEOPLE WITH LIGHTNING

APRIL 2 / 2013
[ Reader Submissions appear every Monday via the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]