[ Reader Submissions seem to have everything pretty well thought through: ]
CELEBRATE END OF WASTEFUL TRASH BINS
WITH LAST BOUT OF EXTREME WASTEFUL-NESS [sic]
PUT TONS OF HYPE INTO LOGISTICS HUB / BUILD NOTHING
NEW WINNIPEG OLYMPIC EVENT / 200M FREESTYLE BEER SNATCH
BAND AID / SOLUTIONS
MISERICORDI...CONCORDI...SEVEN OAK... / AW HECK, JUST TAKE ME TO HSC.
STORES OPEN @9AM ON SUNDAYS. / SUNDAY BUS SERVICE STARTS AT 11AM.
WEATHER FINALLY COOLS DOWN / COMPLAIN [ Reader Submissions, left lying beside where the autobins used to be, are gathered up from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]