Winnipeg Cat: 06/17/2012

Saturday

JUNE 23rd, 2012

OH, YOU'RE HEADED UP FORT TO NOTRE DAME? / THAT'LL BE FUN
[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

Friday

JUNE 22nd, 2012

WINNIPEG / EVEN OUR BIRDS ARE IN NEIGHBOURHOOD GANGS

[ Citation. Also, an Actual Quote: ]

Thursday

JUNE 21st, 2012

WALKING OUT TO YOUR CAR IN THE MORNING / IS A DANGEROUS ACTIVITY IN THIS CITY

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]

Wednesday

JUNE 20th, 2012

PLEASE ENJOY THIS LIST OF HOCKEY GAMES / THAT ARE PROBABLY NOT GOING TO HAPPEN

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

Tuesday

JUNE 19th, 2012

NOTHING CAPS OFF A NICE FATHER'S DAY OUT / LIKE A SCARRED UP DUDE TRYING TO CARJACK YOU

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

Monday

JULY 18th, 2012

A FIRST AID STATION AT THE RED RIVER EX / CAN VERY EASILY BE MISTAKEN FOR A BEAR

[ Citation. ]

JUNE 18th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

WE CURED EBOLA! / STILL A PROBLEM: STABBINGS, ARSON, AUTO THEFT, THE BICYCLE KILLER,
[ Everything is terrible, there's your Reader Submissions: ]
GANG ACTIVITY IN GENERAL, EVANDER KANE'S CONTRACT STATUS, CONSTRUCTION TIMELINES,

OF COURSE DOWNTOWN IS SAFE / THE BUSKERS WILL PROTECT YOU

A SURGE IN DEFECTIONS / TO OTHER PROVINCES

WINNIPEG BIKE LANES: / ONLY THE NIMBLE SURVIVE

LET'S JUST USE / THE SAME NEEDLE
WE CURED EBOLA! / STILL A PROBLEM: STABBINGS, ARSON, AUTO THEFT, THE BICYCLE KILLER, GANG ACTIVITY IN GENERAL, EVANDER KANE'S CONTRACT STATUS, CONSTRUCTION TIMELINES, THE PHOENIX COYOTES FOR SOME REASON, NEWSPAPER COLUMNISTS F***ING [sic] OVER POLICE INVESTIGATIONS, ROB LOWE, DELAYS TO THE PHOENIX SINCLAIR INQUIRY, SAM KATZ'S CURRENT LOCATION
THE PHOENIX COYOTES FOR SOME REASON, NEWSPAPER COLUMNISTS F***ING [sic] OVER POLICE

DON'T LIKE WHAT'S ON TV? / YOU'RE #TRAPPEDINAHELLHOLE

MOVE TO TORONTO / SORT OF MISS COMPLAINING
[ Reader Submissions appear in this space every Monday via the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]
INVESTIGATIONS, ROB LOWE, DELAYS TO THE PHOENIX SINCLAIR INQUIRY, SAM KATZ'S CURRENT LOCATION