Saturday

JANUARY 8th, 2011


ARGUE AT PARTY / GET STABBED
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

Friday

JANUARY 7th, 2011


"MASS ATROCITY ZONE" / MUSEUM GALLERY, OR THRASH BAND?
[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

Thursday

JANUARY 6th, 2011


RIDE A BUS / FIGHT A GUY
[ Citation. ]

Wednesday

JANUARY 5th, 2011


DRAG COP THIRTY FEET, CRASH VEHICLE / THEY MAY SUSPECT YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

Tuesday

JANUARY 4th, 2011


AND NOW, YOUR TRAFFIC UPDATE: / CALAMITY
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, what in the world ]

Monday

JANUARY 3rd, 2011


TWELVE-YEAR-OLD IN POLICE CUSTODY / FOR STABBING THIRTEEN-YEAR-OLD
[ Citation. ]

JANUARY 3rd, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Reader Submissions ring in the New Year: ]


GO TO NEW YEAR'S PARTY / GET STABBED

PLAY PAYED [sic] GIG IN REGINA / COME BACK $300 POORER

PRINCE WILLIAM IS ENGAGED? / WHO CARES, KATZ IS GETTING MARRIED!

HAPPY NEW YEAR / I'M DRUNK

COLD WEATHER SURPRISES US EVERY YEAR / HOMICIDES DO NOT

FIREWORKS! / BOOM! POW! WHOOOOOOO!

I'M COLD / AND I HATE EVERYTHING
[ Reader Submissions feature here, each and every Monday of the year, from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

Sunday

JANUARY 2nd, 2011


FIRST RECORDED STABBING OF 2011 / WITHIN THE FIRST HOUR OF THE YEAR
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