FIRETRUCK DRIVES BY / EVERY DAY GOING DOWNTOWN / DON'T FORGET THE DETONATORS HIT RED LIGHT CROSSING ROUTE 90 / MISS FLIGHT VIOLENCE OUTSIDE OF DOWNTOWN? / PANIC WINNIPEG CITY HALL SHOWS SUPPORT FOR SOURIS / BY FLOODING CITY DECLARED SLURPEE CAPITAL / BECOME PROUD OF CITY FOR ONCE WINNIPEG / ABORIGINAL IN APPEARANCE [ The Reader Submissions each Monday still have that weird Pina Colada-y aftertaste from having been in the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]